OK, Ok - here's the one that's NOT shown:
If this cat is anything like my two cats, the mouse got away, totally unharmed, and the cat will now need a rest of several hours and a hearty meal, to be followed by another nap.
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Wednesday, 10 September 2008
A Little Game of Cat and Mouse
OK, Ok - here's the one that's NOT shown:
If this cat is anything like my two cats, the mouse got away, totally unharmed, and the cat will now need a rest of several hours and a hearty meal, to be followed by another nap.
(via frinko)
Wednesday, 25 June 2008
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Mice, Part Two
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What is small, furry and good at sword fights?
A mouseketeer.
What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?
Twelve after one.
When do you need to oil a mouse?
When it squeaks.
When is it bad luck to have black cat follow you?
When you are a mouse.
Who is the largest mouse in the world?
E. Norm Mouse.
Hide and squeak.
What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What is small, furry and good at sword fights?
A mouseketeer.
What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?
Twelve after one.
When do you need to oil a mouse?
When it squeaks.
When is it bad luck to have black cat follow you?
When you are a mouse.
Who is the largest mouse in the world?
E. Norm Mouse.
Thursday, 5 June 2008
Wednesday, 7 May 2008
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Mice, Part One
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say “cheese.”
How do you revive a drowning rodent?
Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail?
That's the end of me!
What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework.
What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir.
What do you call the conductor of an all-mouse orchestra?
Micetro.
What does a mice artist call his greatest work?
A mouseterpiece.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
Say “cheese.”
How do you revive a drowning rodent?
Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail?
That's the end of me!
What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework.
What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir.
What do you call the conductor of an all-mouse orchestra?
Micetro.
What does a mice artist call his greatest work?
A mouseterpiece.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
Thursday, 6 December 2007
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