It doesn’t take long for Hello Kitty fanatics to take a bad idea of the Hello Kitty cat and make it even worse. When it comes to Hello Kittifying, no pet is safe, even if you’re a dog:
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Tuesday, 31 July 2007
Monday, 30 July 2007
Build Your Own Cat Toy -- No Skills Required!
Ever wanted to build a toy for your cat but find you have no tools and no talent? With my New Improved Patented Cat Toy Design you too can build a toy for your cats despite your utter lack of skills and limited resources.
Sunday, 29 July 2007
Saturday, 28 July 2007
Puma Poetry
There once was a man from Yuma,
Who told an elephant joke to a puma,
Now his body lies,
Under the hot desert skies,
For the puma had no sense of huma.
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Who told an elephant joke to a puma,
Now his body lies,
Under the hot desert skies,
For the puma had no sense of huma.
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Friday, 27 July 2007
“hello kitty” transformation set
The [do] just it is -.
Hello it is [kosupuregutsuzu] where the hat, the blouse and the choker of the kitty have become set. As for object age whether being about the 1~10 year? The uncle - the cat, - the cat, “it was - is and” whether with it thinks.
more photos of humiliated cats
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Gibson, the world's tallest dog
When he stands on his hind legs, this 170-pound "Harlequin" Great Dane is more than 7 feet tall, and has a shoulder height of 42.6 inches.
Gibson sure gets around!
Gibson has appeared on these television, magazines and radio shows:
- Oprah Winfrey Show | Harpo Productions
- The Tonight Show with Jay Leno | NBC
- Good Morning America | ABC News
- Inside Edition
- Montel Williams Show
- Guinness World Record Amazing Animals | Animal Planet
- Mark & Brian Radio Show | ABC Disney
- Larry King Live | CNN
- Parade Magazine
- Ladies Home Journal
- Life Magazine | photos by Pulitzer Winning Photographers David Hume Kennerly & Deanne Fitzmaurice
Thursday, 26 July 2007
Blogathon '07
Blogathon '07 will be on July 28th this year.
Jill, at Jilbean, says,
"Of course I am participating! I will stay up for 24 hours and post a cute animal picture every 1/2 hour for the day! I choose to post animal pictures - as animal photography is a huge hobby of mine, and it is wonderful on the eyes in the wee hours of the night/morning!
I will be blogging for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, Greater Connecticut Chapter.
I am blogging in honor of my aunt Ina - who currently lives with Multiple Sclerosis in Connecticut and in memory of my Aunts Paula and Eudice - who both had MS and have passed away.
To sponsor me - please click the following link and you can choose to sponsor an hourly sum or a lump sum. Last year I raised over $900 - I am hoping to beat that number this year!"
Sponsor Jill by Clicking Here!
Jill, at Jilbean, says,
"Of course I am participating! I will stay up for 24 hours and post a cute animal picture every 1/2 hour for the day! I choose to post animal pictures - as animal photography is a huge hobby of mine, and it is wonderful on the eyes in the wee hours of the night/morning!
I will be blogging for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, Greater Connecticut Chapter.
I am blogging in honor of my aunt Ina - who currently lives with Multiple Sclerosis in Connecticut and in memory of my Aunts Paula and Eudice - who both had MS and have passed away.
To sponsor me - please click the following link and you can choose to sponsor an hourly sum or a lump sum. Last year I raised over $900 - I am hoping to beat that number this year!"
Sponsor Jill by Clicking Here!
Do not want
"Do not want" originated from a horrible translation of the Chinese version of Star Wars Episode III into English, where instead of Darth Vader saying, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" near the final minutes of the film, he says, "Do not want."
Wednesday, 25 July 2007
Joke: Comfortable
Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then decides to take their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write, comfortable?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. She'll read it slowly."
The brunette balances their checkbook, then decides to take their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write, comfortable?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. She'll read it slowly."
Tuesday, 24 July 2007
Monday, 23 July 2007
Build your own Wanky
Wanky the Safety Cat
Signal cars behind you!
Winky's eyes light up when brakes are applied, flash on and off when turning signals are used.
Sunday, 22 July 2007
Saturday, 21 July 2007
Wild about Harry
I'm just wild about Harry
And Harry's wild about me
The heavenly caresses of his kisses
Fills me with ecstasy
He's as sweet as chocolate candy
And just like honey from a bee
Oh I'm just wild about Harry
And he's just wild about
Cannot do without
He is from the south
Can't you hear me shout
Talking with my mouth
Could you ever doubt
He's just wild about me
And Harry's wild about me
The heavenly caresses of his kisses
Fills me with ecstasy
He's as sweet as chocolate candy
And just like honey from a bee
Oh I'm just wild about Harry
And he's just wild about
Cannot do without
He is from the south
Can't you hear me shout
Talking with my mouth
Could you ever doubt
He's just wild about me
from flickr, by Shirley Johnson
Friday, 20 July 2007
Fashion for Cats
What NOT to Wear (for Cats)
The wrong accessories:
Feather boas are more appropriate for evening wear and overwhelm the simplicity of this casual dress.
Too many accessories:
Don't be tempted to wear everything you own all at one time.
Purrfect:
This breezy sleeveless dress is perfect for poolside luncheons and casual sunny afternoons.
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The wrong accessories:
Feather boas are more appropriate for evening wear and overwhelm the simplicity of this casual dress.
Too many accessories:
Don't be tempted to wear everything you own all at one time.
Purrfect:
This breezy sleeveless dress is perfect for poolside luncheons and casual sunny afternoons.
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Thursday, 19 July 2007
Wednesday, 18 July 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Ants
During what season do ants eat most?
Summer. That is when they go to a lot of picnics.
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
"Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, da, da, dead ant."
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independent.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
What is a foreign ant?
Important.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants.
Who is the most famous French ant?
Napoleant.
Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies.
Summer. That is when they go to a lot of picnics.
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
"Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, da, da, dead ant."
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independent.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
What is a foreign ant?
Important.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants.
Who is the most famous French ant?
Napoleant.
Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies.
Tuesday, 17 July 2007
Monday, 16 July 2007
Sunday, 15 July 2007
Pets Around (and Occasionally Out of) This World
An interesting collection of celebrity pet stories: a dog in space, a raccoon in the White House and Burmese Python in Florida’s Everglades - pets are everywhere!
Saturday, 14 July 2007
Friday, 13 July 2007
Thursday, 12 July 2007
Wednesday, 11 July 2007
Joke: Deer Tracks
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the tracks closely.
The first lawyer announced, "Those are deer tracks. It's deer season, so we should follow the tracks and find our prey."
The second lawyer responded,"Those are clearly elk tracks, and elk are out of season. If we follow your advice, we'll waste the day."
Each attorney believed himself to be the superior woodsman, and they both bitterly stuck to their guns.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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The first lawyer announced, "Those are deer tracks. It's deer season, so we should follow the tracks and find our prey."
The second lawyer responded,"Those are clearly elk tracks, and elk are out of season. If we follow your advice, we'll waste the day."
Each attorney believed himself to be the superior woodsman, and they both bitterly stuck to their guns.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Tuesday, 10 July 2007
Friday, 6 July 2007
Thursday, 5 July 2007
Wednesday, 4 July 2007
Nothin' but a hound dog
You aint nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
You aint nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
Well, you aint never caught a rabbit
And you aint no friend of mine.
from flickr, by gregoryperez
Cryin all the time.
You aint nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
Well, you aint never caught a rabbit
And you aint no friend of mine.
from flickr, by gregoryperez
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Elephants, Part 2
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
Anything you want, it can't hear you.
What do you do with a green elephant?
Leave it on the tree until it's ripe.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Great holes all over Australia.
What goes thump, thump, squish thump, thump, squish?
An elephant with one wet shoe.
What happens when you run around in an elephant's stomach?
You get pooped out.
What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
Ten after one!
What vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?
Squash.
Why do elephants trumpet?
They don't know how to play the violin.
Why do elephants wear sandals?
So that they don't sink in the sand.
Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
Anything you want, it can't hear you.
What do you do with a green elephant?
Leave it on the tree until it's ripe.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Great holes all over Australia.
What goes thump, thump, squish thump, thump, squish?
An elephant with one wet shoe.
What happens when you run around in an elephant's stomach?
You get pooped out.
What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
Ten after one!
What vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?
Squash.
Why do elephants trumpet?
They don't know how to play the violin.
Why do elephants wear sandals?
So that they don't sink in the sand.
Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.
Tuesday, 3 July 2007
Monday, 2 July 2007
Sunday, 1 July 2007
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