My cat, Meeko, wanted to share her New Year's resolutions with you:
Improve stalking technique - humans have caught on to my toe-nipping ways
Exercise more - try out that new cat toy the human was so excited about
Stop trying to catch the chipmunk through the protective glass shield
Don't automatically respond to the can opener when it's used - sometimes it's just tomatoes
Don't tease neighbour's dog through fence
Eat food from the bowl, not from the floor
Make sure my butt is inside the box when I use the litter
Stop staring down stairs to the dark basement with tail puffed up (especially when female human is home alone)
Stop batting small, shiny objects under fridge and stove
Don't climb Christmas tree or eat tinsel
Find out where humans hide the catnip
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